Greetings from camp 433
I'm sitting here with my fellow campers, Crazy Mike, McNally, and Jenks, well he is actually in an isolated area enjoying a skype sesh filled with glitter and turtle necks. Grace and all of her friends are the best, but jenks wants something a little bit more for his birthday. He would finally like the opportunity to shower daily, someone to scrub his stinky feet, and of course an endless supply of the cheapest whiskey around. Oh wait, camp 433 provides him with all those opportunites. Side note, Jenk's father, Big steve, loves Dog the bounty hunter, God it explains it all. Look into it.
We decided we weren't going to drink until jenks turned 19. That decision crossed our foggy minds cerca 16 minutes before that big moment. We're a dedicated camp here. Dedicated to nothing causing trouble or the involving the Milwaukee County Jail system. Yes, mug shots are entertaining and should be everyones facebook default, but sadly, from what I hear, mug shots only stay online while the jailbird suffers in an orange jump suit surrounded by legit criminals, peadophiles, crack heads, and drunk drivers who happen to be still drunk. Let me tell you, you sir, that being chained to some crazy crazy dudes in a police van is quite the experience. One man once told me, " I don't know why I'm about to be in prision again man, i just got pulled over and had a few crushed beer cans sitting next to me man. Shit, I wasnt even that drunk. Who gives a fuck if my plates were fake. And shit, why do they have to call my parole officer?" Hmm sir, couldnt tell ya. Could not give you an answer to that one.
Friday, December 10th is a day we should all put our flags at half mast. It is the one month anniversary of the death of 433 McCormick hall. Luckly, some tall man with brown hair, who averages 4 glasses of milk a day, stumbled home from some foreign place at about 1:30 pm. He had no shoe laces, and his breath smelled of bologna. It was cold out, but warm inside McCormick Hall 433. Hence the birth of Camp 433, a new beginning to an era filled with new fun friends that enjoy our presence, empty plumbing crevaces, and a whole lot of joy that one fine member was still standing tall. Camp 433 sends its love to all you who care and spent the night worried and the ones that still enjoy the fun which we have. One important fact: http://www.marquettediningservices.com/. Never give in to wasting a swipe, ever. Be above the influence
Ireland
